MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)
inspired by this tweet
Going on HRT and it makes me look like your mom, which raises several pressing questions.
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thelovingend-deactivated2025073:
No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE
Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast
Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.
Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.
My brain: Don’t you think you’re overreacting a little? These people arn’t even real
Me:
drafty
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yesterday’s halloween piece
Religious worship
Don’t need love when it comes in a bottle
